im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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