you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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