She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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