3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Randomize
