I need help removing her.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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