You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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