i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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