And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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