is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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