Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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