But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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