Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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