the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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