Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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