But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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