How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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