I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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