That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
