dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How's work?
Spinning.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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