i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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