That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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