I need help removing her.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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