And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Randomize