I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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