I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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