The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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