You're so nebulous sometimes
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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