they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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