Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
