yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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