what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
