you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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