I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Porn is love you can see.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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