this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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