its not stalking. its research.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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