Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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