Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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