everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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