On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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