This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dick very happy bro
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