So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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