how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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