i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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