Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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