I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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