in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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