I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
