How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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