I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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