69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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