just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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