It's Friday. Sex?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
