bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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