I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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